Friday, February 09, 2007

my advice to you

when you're sitting in a loud bar and vaguely hear a dj ask for song requests always check it's not karaoke first otherwise you end up looking like a fucktard and have all your mates as well as the dj take the piss out of you.

basically don't be a tit and read the piece of paper which has 'KARAOKE REQUEST SHEET' written on it. muppet.

in case you were wondering, i requested 'it's a long way to the top (if you want to rock 'n' roll)' by ac/dc. i'll work on my bon scott singing voice and then i'll be back next week to reclaim my honour. or lose my dignity, it could go either way. at least it'll be better than a barely adolescent, heartfelt rendition of 'angels' by robbie williams. *smash* goes my head into the glass table.

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