Tuesday, February 06, 2007

as i try to delay starting on my stupid philosophy essay my thoughts turn to this riiculously flawed questionaire. let's get cracking!

1.Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to each question.
4. NO CHEATING.

1.How am I feeling today?
Lodi - CCR. well that was insightful...

2.Where will I get married?
prayer for a dying - goatsnake. is that a subtle hint at a church?

3.What is my best friend's theme song?
tool - forty six. which means i have forty six friends who are all tools.

4. What was High school like?
addicted - lavos. ha! this was actually was what school was like, man we played some good tunes.

5.What is the best thing about me?
be my drug - wildhearts. drugs?! that's the best thing about me?! well, i'll just be shooting up to celebrate and make myself a better person if anyone wants me.

6.How is today going to be?
morning star rising - the men of porn. wow... so today i will be involved in a porn film that will directly lead to the resurrection of lucifer. this thing is eerily accurate.

7.What is in store for this weekend?
the road - tenacious d. ha, yeah.

8.How does the world see me?
whitewater - kyuss. this is the best song ever written, so if people see me in the same way i'm not gonna complain.

9.What do my friends really think of me?
no girl so sweet - pj harvery. ok, now this thing is just trying to mock me. that's a warning.

10.Do people secretly lust after me?
calling dr carrion - masters of reality. oh great. people lust after me in a kind of 'hey you, scavenger, come peck the last sexy flesh off these bones' kind of way. saucy.

11.How can I make myself happy?
ash grey sunday - screaming trees. go out and set fire to stuff. works for me.

12.What should I do with my life?
supa scoopa and the mighty scoop - kyuss. i shall be the best scoop there ever was!

13.Will I ever have children?
get it hot - ac/dc. so i will, and will also find them sexually attractive.

14.What is some good advice?
twenty eight - karma to burn. one for any of you bingo players out there.

15.What do I think my current theme song is?
phat planet - leftfield. well, i have been drinking a lot of guiness recently. and i do often get told how much i look like a surfing horse.

16.What does everyone else think about my current life?
thursday's child - isobel campbell. everyone thinks significant things only happen ot me on thursday? odd.

17.What type of women/men do you like?
cadilac - t.rex. ar, these glam rock stars. i'll just follow marc's advice and love everyone.

18.Will you get married?
last song - men of porn. from this i deduce that marriage will be the last thing i do after and illustrious career in the porn industry.

19.What should I do with my love life?
thromin - dixie witch. that's not even a word. fucking stoners. i'm going to do that one again. passive restraints - clutch. i guess that's better.

20.Where will you live?
war pigs - black sabbath. pack your bags kids, we're off to baghdad!

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