Well the title kinda gives it away... I've got about 2 minutes before I need to go so I just thought I'd write something cos it's been a while. So I'm going to use this time to make a plea. I really want an Xbox 360, and I want you all to help me get one. 'But what can I do? I'm just an individual' I hear you cry. Not to worry. Simply send me cash donations (minimum £10) so that I can gather enough funds to purchase said console. Simply really isn't it? But it doesn't end there, oh no. Don't think that you'll get nothing in return. For every cash donation I'll give you a...

Shit, cigarette's finished. Gotta go. Keep that money flowing in, the deity(s) of your choice will reward you handsomly for it.