List the last 21 people to write on your wall:

1) Antonia Alonzo
2) Pete Cameron
3) Hannah Myers
4) Alex Hall
5) Lucy Jackson
6) Ollie Lough
7) John Wilkinson
8) Fraser Brown
9) Robin Stewart
10) Rebecca Lindhout
11) Binya Even
12) Ben Palairet
13) Hannah Thomas
14) Neil Wates
15) Robin Haywood
16) Rachel X Bogert
17) Ben Alderson-Day
18) George Woods
19) Felix Trench
20) Nick Kay
21) Matt Wieteska

And now the questions:

How did you meet 10? in oxford after she fell for the subtle attractions of mr even. a decision that would change their lives forever...

What would you do if you had never met 6? weep as i would have no one to share my clutch love with and sit in a corner being evil.

What would you do if 20 and 15 dated? be extremely worried.

Have you ever seen 4 cry? no, but not for lack of trying.

Would 3 and 12 make a good couple? i can't imagine two people less suited to each other!

Would number 14 and 16 make a good couple? perhaps but they'll never meet. ever.

Describe 8: crazy stoned hairy scottish gnome.

Tell me something about 11: he's actually heir to the latvian throne.

What's 7's favourite colour? er... the blue and red of superman's costume?

What would you do if 1 just confessed they liked you? what, you mean 'like' like? pay for the therapy i guess.

Would you ever date 19? only in my dreams.

When was the last time you talked to number 18? far too long ago. like back in the summer i think.

What language does 13 speak? pure lahndahn baby.

Who is 2 going out with? the mistress that is hollywood.

What is 5's favourite music? you name it she likes it, classical, rock, folk.

Where does 19 live? down clerk street way.

What is the best thing about 4? the fact that she's always happy and friendly to me. and she's the only person who calls me den den.

What would you like to tell 3 right now? you have the most amazing hair i've ever seen!

How did you meet 9? i can't remember the first specific incidence but no doubt it was at the bedlam boarding house.

What is the best thing about 17? sitting at teviot bar with a couple of pints at 3 in the morning watching the ashes and talking shit.

How come there are no questions about 21? answering anything about matt is impossible. he is an enigma wrapped up in an enema.