Saturday, June 06, 2009

Robozombies pt. II

Here follows the transcript from my communications with 118 188:

8 Feb 2009 19:37

What is the total number of
books on statistics in
the world?

The total world flow of book
copies was
approximately 4.0 billion
books. Text us again soon.
thx!

Yeah I can google that but
that’s not what I asked.

Every day we receive a few
questions, like yours, we can’t
answer. Ask us anything. thx.


31 Mar 2009 02:55

What pizza places are open in
Scarborough at 3am?

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4 Jun 2009 22:04

What is the most common
global date of birth?

There is no common global
date of birth. Every second, a
child is born just as another
person dies. thx.
Text 118 118 and Ask us
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4 Jun 2009 22:24

You’ll be pleased to know that
when I asked you what the
most common global date of
birth is you replied ‘There isn’t
one.’ Thankfully the folk at AQA
don’t take people’s
money for nothing and
promptly replied with the
global date, the UK date and
the least common date. I won’t
tell you what these dates are
because that’s your job, not
mine. This was the third
question I’ve asked 118 188
and the third time you have
completely failed to supply an
answer. No doubt you’ve
charged me for this text as
well but it’s worth the £1 to be
able to tell you that I’ll never
use your service again cos
you just got pwned by AQA. X

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